January 2009
23 posts
“Hand me down the shark repellant bat spray!”
– Batman
Marxist Interpretation of Harry Potter
Much discussion has exposed JK Rowling as an obvious Marxist, attempting to pollute the minds of our youth with Communist propaganda. The “pure-blood” Slytherins represent the aristocracy, who believe that “magic” (i.e. capital) should be in the hands of a privileged elite. The “clever” Ravenclaws represent the bourgeoisie, who collude with the aristocracy in...
"I'm not just Gay, I'm also British." →
I'm a sucker for topless male models →
The Red-Headed League
This disgusts me
” ‘My name,’ said he, ‘is Mr. Duncan Ross, and I am myself one of the pensioners upon the fund left by our noble benefactor. Are you a married man, Mr. Wilson? Have you a family?’
“I answered that I had not.
“His face fell immediately.
” ‘Dear me!’ he said gravely, ‘that is very serious indeed! I am sorry to hear you say that. The fund was, of course, for the propagation and...
Note to all
stop reblogging each others shit.
kthx
“Oh, beauty is a beguiling call to death and I’m addicted to the sweet...”
– Johnny Quid, Rocknrolla
*blue highlighting denotes “HOLY SHIT I’M NOT IN THE COUNTRY”
In other news, I really detest people who are smarter than me that have also applied for the same courses.
Melissa: You know about the human mind and such, right?
Damian: Maybe a little, why?
Melissa: YOU should figure out why straight girls like when gay boys have sex.
Damian: Hahaha.
Damian: A friend of mine described it as like, how having one piece of chocolate is nice, but having two pieces is even nicer.
I want to be in a band again. (Must find one in Melbourne)
“Being a slut is like getting off the Jesus train at immoral station.”
– Amy Lee, Bogan Pride
Thank God You're Here
TV Presenter: Now roy, sensation in the stewards room, you've just been disqualified from racing for the next 10 years, what did you do?
Jockey: It turns out I've been riding a pantamime horse.
You are well impressed with my awesome/shit html-ing, obviously because I made a harry/draco tumblr as well.
OH SHIT YEH I DID:
harrydraco on tumblr GOLLYMAGOSH I am such a freaking dork.
Roleplayers are disturbingly awesome.
What’s even more disturbing is that I’m pretty sure the two people playing out “Draco and Lucius” are romantically involved. Draco is played by a girl, but still… definitely wrong.
DRACOREX HOGWARTSIA →
DUMBLEDORE VS GANDALF →
I’m ridiculously bad at being single.
Shit.
Also, fuck this whole waiting for the 12th for uni offers.
LOL SCOTT
I’m going through my old blogposts on kiwibox, this is what I find:
… lol. with Scott he was like apporaching and I was like.. FUCK! and started walking away and he started following me. So, this is how our conversation went: Me: Stop Following Me. Scott: Why? Me: Because it’s annoying. Scott: why? Me: Because you annoy me. So yeah, i was KIND OF mean. but yeah, i dont remember...
December 2008
12 posts
New Years Blah
So yet again, my new years plans have been foiled. I’m in Penang, Malaysia and I went to a hotel ballroom countdown party.
So dad got crunk and Jen got pissed because of the past and his drunkeness combined, yadda yadda. I’ve only had two cocktails and a sip of a spiked coke. The party was crap, the countdown was crap and we didn’t win anything in the draw. Lame. Oh, and cute...