SLEEP AND SEX: Archive

My name is Mindhorn. Bruno Mindhorn. I swim backwards, forwards, sideways. I’m in love with a woman, she’s got no eyes. I found her drawing cows near Bruges. I don’t know her name, I call her Mrs China. She were a coiffure but it ended in bloodshed. Now she lives in a glass case in the town hall in Ghent, And every three years on a tuesday I dust her. My old lady friend said that...

Dec 30th

Singapore

Currently in Singapore, and I’ve bought an array of awesome things, including a sailors hat. Sort of not thinking about Calvin, so I’m unphased. Went to a ridiculously cool medical themed bar today. Had a $53.50 drink on a drip that I sucked out. Men in Black’s about to start. Awesome. I hope I get really fucked up on new years in my amazing dress.

Dec 28th

PIMP CANE →

Dec 25th

“Do you like German Boys?”

– Max

Dec 17th

Windy Blast Fast