yourhogwartsletter:

karenandthababes:

can you imagine if I order a pizza from pizza hut, dominos, and papa johns and told them to be at my house by a certain time and they all came at the same time do you know how awkward that would be

#gentlemen #I bet you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here today

#I’m here to talk to you about the Pizza Initiative

#the only thing that would make it worse is if you opened the door while eating digiorno

I used to be a pizza delivery girl and I arrived at a flat at the same time as a competitor’s delivery driver came. It was awkward. Turned out the person who ordered was a crazy drunk abusive woman.

(via yesdrarry)

the problem with having big boobs is that all the prettiest and sexiest and most amazing bras in the world will never be made in your size.

tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background

(via se-verance)

se-verance:

people i went to school with, who are my age

are moving into their own houses

some are pregnant or have had a baby

and i’m just sitting here like

holy shit

it’s so scary i don’t want to grow up

i hate everyone